BEERS, QUEERS, TEARS FOR FEARS: Archive

Everday life fails. →

Front page addition: “Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: “Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?” FAIL”

Dec 30th

Watching A Christmas Story is my favorite

“There was only one thing that could drag me from the soft glow of electric sex in the window…”

Dec 25th

Dec 23rd

Rudolf the Reznor Reindeer

Trent Reznor feels kind of weird at his folks home over christmas. He opens his presents and he feels sort of ashamed, everyone’s polite but slightly embarassed. Cause all of his nephews knows the name of his band’s name and one of them wears a toboggan with a logo they use that shit on the bearded dude from Bethlehem, that the hung up on the 2 by 4 dude. Trent Reznor. Nothin but a...

Dec 20th

Guess what? I’m having a taco party, and you’re fucking invited. It’s going to be the greatest fucking taco party ever. I’m gonna have every kind of fucking taco imaginable. Hard shell! Soft shell! This is going to be the wickedest fucking kick-ass taco party on EARTH. And everybody’s fucking invited! You’re invited! That fucker over there is invited! All you fuckers are fucking invited to...

Dec 19th

Aldine Press - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →

And go ahead and read about this. These dudes are the reason I could put itallics in that last post. And the reason you typography nerds can enjoy your typography porn.

Dec 18th

Giovanni Pico della Mirandola - Wikipedia, the... →

If you’re bored and have some time to bullshit. Go ahead and read about this dude. He’s the reason we go to an art exhibit, stand back about 20 feet, stare at the picture stupidly and say “Incredible.” “Pico’s philosophies had a profound influence on the arts, helping to elevate writers and painters from their medieval role as mere artisans to the Renaissance...

Dec 18th