December 2009
This was on repeat like 20 million times last...
Dang I hope the Radams party happens.
ahahannah:
midwesterndirt:
ahahannah:
midwesterndirt:
ahahannah:
Because I have a good costume. And I just want an excuse to wear it.
Glasses, two shirts, boots, hair. I’m set.
Woah, it’s not happening now? or maybe not happening? I have no idea what is going on with this whole shindig. Someone tell me if I need to be concerned about leaving my job, rushing home, getting ready, and...
RAdams Party
Is on hold =/ Unless someone wants to donate a place.
I’ll call everyone when we find out.
Thanks Zoolander for giving me the inspiration:
This trip home can derelict my balls.
Mary Christman 2009
After a lackluster day of rain and gloom and family relationships, I went and saw The Guitars rock out with a few new friends. Some chick who was on duster did the running man for about 20 minutes and then shook a crumpled PBR can onto the crowd and then we left and got Waffle House and then watched Jingle Cats and cried and put on snuggies and that was the end of my holiday.
All in all,...
Wu-Tang Christmas
Wake up on Christmas to my sister playing cat noises on her Iphone trying to get me up.
Run to the computer and say, “This ones for the family.”
Turn on C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang.
Sister plays recorder to the song.
Love my life.
I Swear, the Next Time I See a Stupid Facebook...
That’s like, “Um excuse me, but I’m from NORTHERN KENTUCKY not Kentucky”, I’m going to pop off. Ok, guess what? Northern Kentucky is only markedly different frmo the rest of the state because of the level of affluence and asshole-ness up here. Sorry douchebags, but you’re from the state that takes up half of the name of what you call where you live. Did that...
alligatorsinnewyorksewers:
Everytime I’m With...
ahahannah:
redneckzilla:
company:
redneckzilla:
Yes they did say Fort Thomas. Because the only other places they could have possibly said would have been Latonia or Scrubington. Dude. Amazing. I just. I don’t even know.
Don’t forget Bethel, Ohio.
ba ha ha.
This will be a Christmas Eve I’ll never forget. They walked in, and I looked at my sister and said, kind of loudly “HE BROUGHT...
company:
redneckzilla:
ahahannah:
redneckzilla:
ahahannah:
I wish this were a better picture. That’s my grandma, and that’s one of the juggalos.
If I cannot breathe, it is because I am laughing at this picture.
They came over to move a 30 year old TV out of my grandma’s house because it had another TV sitting on top of it because it made us look like hillbillies.
Then she said to...
ahahannah:
redneckzilla:
ahahannah:
I wish this were a better picture. That’s my grandma, and that’s one of the juggalos.
If I cannot breathe, it is because I am laughing at this picture.
They came over to move a 30 year old TV out of my grandma’s house because it had another TV sitting on top of it because it made us look like hillbillies.
Then she said to them “Where’d you two come...
Christmas with Dad.
Dad: Granny, this is from everybody.
Granny: Everybody? Is it a casket?
Chuck: It's a gift card for your favorite funeral home.
Things said during my family dinner
“That fuckin’ asshole, I swear he fucked the shit out of that ball.”
forminvoltron:
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and...
waxandmilk:
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping...
1 tag
A Text Conversation
Me: Where is the dressman clan off 2?
Austin: we R ging 2 my ants. Xmas fam partay lol
Me: Lol fourtays
Austin: Helllll yeah! We gunna party it up. I made a young jeezy mix we’re listening to right now
Me: That mix must be one song long. Is ur aunt hot? Lol?
Austin: Dude i dont even care if shes my aunt lol!
ahahannah:
My cousin just came over my grandma’s house, to move her broken TV from her living room. He brought friends. They had braids and and ICP/psycopathic records hockey jersey like shirts on. My grandma tried to pay them. My grandma tried to pay some juggalos.
I think that’s definitely an ICP song
My mom buys DVDs from the Pawn Shop
And she brags about it all the time.
Liveblogging being home is important
My sister just said she watches Intervention to learn tips and tricks.
“That’s where I learned to eat my own vomit. If my body doesn’t want it but I want it, then it’s ok to eat again.”
And my mom named two stuffed animals she put up in our living room:
“What are their names Mom?”
“That one’s Snow… and the other one is… Floke....
Dude I would bone Chuck Adomitis
i wish i knew some people from tumblr irl.
johnwilkestooth:
pussycrippler:
johnwilkestooth:
pussycrippler:
johnwilkestooth:
pussycrippler:
like meagan and johnwilkestooth and dustydgaf and noel and alex especially.
fucking love you alex <3
YOU ARE 15! WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE! I JUST FOUND OUT ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS FROM HOME WHO IS MY AGE FUCKED A 16 YEAR OLD. THAT’S 6 YEARS DIFFERENCE. WHAT...
Am I Broken?
I’m eating Cheese and Garlic croutons for dinner and listening to Magnolia Electric Company and going to drive to K-Mart.
Great night!
WatchOh hello this is me all of the time.
Hey Why Am I Always Like 12 Years Old?
Because I am? I don’t know. Man trips home are stupid.
If waiting for my clothes to get out of the dryer makes me so nervous I want to dry heave, human interactions are not going to go well either.
Thoughts On "Stan" by Eminem
See, the thing about Eminem is that he’s so just. Desperate. Desperate for anything. Everything. And this song proves it. I mean, basically, in the song he writes letters to himself from a self-hating, depressed, gay fan who is so twisted up in denial and introspection that he can’t decide whether or not he wants to be or do Eminem. It’s totally a headtrip, I swear. And then he...
Reasons 4 Being Home
My mom keeps yelling, “emiLEE!!! EMilEEE! I’m putting THE emphaSIS on THE WRong parts of THE WORds!!!!”
And my sister keeps yelling, “No you’re not mom, you’re just yelling.”
And then my mom walked out of my room with a sweatshirt she’s been asking about non-stop, “Where did this come from, I’ll bet cindy and chuck gave you guys...
